Trump might be Caged Womenable to take away our national parks, but he can't take away our national park scented candles.

Right? Right?

Let's hope. Cool Material Shop, an online store specializing in lifestyle goods, recently introduced a set of candles that are supposed to smell like various national parks. And Trump clearly doesn't have eminent domain over my upscale candle collection.

There's multiple types of candles available, including: Rainier Park, Sequoia Park, Yellowstone Park, and Yosemite Park. Each candle retails for about $24.

You can have all the notes of "vetiver, pine, and sandalwood" with none of the public bathroom scents.

When are we going to get our New York City park scents? I, for one, would love to take a whiff of Central Park at noon -- a whiff of hot dogs and stale summer urine, with notes of Frappuccino, thermos wine, and Doritos.

Inventors, please invent.